Extreme Whippet

Extreme Whippet

By Darren M. Grine

Many times Im compared to a professional athlete

Enter me in a racing event and Ill show you an awesome feat

Hold on tightly because my performance will put you back in your seat

My life revolves around my favorite word speed

If Im given anything fast to chase I will exercise my need

Meanwhile if you dare to challenge me you better take heed

I enjoy living and pushing everything to the edge

When Im running in motion I look like a pointed wedge

Im a fearless whippet and living in the fast lane is my pledge

At any given time Im in a state of energize

From a deep sleep to a fast pace I quickly metabolize

If you witness this action you wont believe your eyes

I can go full throttle twenty four-seven

Burning the candle at both ends puts me in seventh heaven

While a zeal for life and special privileges granted keep me driven

When youre not looking I will take from your plate

If you find your entre missing it means that this meal was great

I regard this as abandoned because youre not watching and I cant wait

Most likely I will lounge in your favorite chair

If you ask me to move Ill just lay there and give you a glare

I wont flinch or budge even if you give me that determined stare

While you might think I get everything just in spite

You have to realize that Im sophisticated and it feels so right

Being waited upon is whats expected from all day until the night

Sometimes I go to shows and trips by car or jet

My lavish lifestyle is one that no ones going to forget

Ive been called presumptuous, but prefer extreme whippet better yet

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